Certainly this blog would not be complete without an ode to a few of the hair brained products street vendors were selling at the Inauguration. Every morning in D.C., while I was doing my radio hits, the question would pop up...What types of Obama products are available? Well, my friends (as a certain other politician would say), you could get just about anything under the sun. I know that isn't a particularly descriptive answer so I have decided to offer my thoughts on some of the products to shed light on fact that Capitialism and the desire to earn a quick buck is still very much alive in America...
Top 10 Obama Products...
10.) A mug with Obama's mug on it. For those of us who rise and shine in the morning and think of how nice it would be to drink coffee out of the President's head.
9.) Obama magnets. Like we need to feel more drawn to the man he won 53% of the popular vote.
8.) Obama belts...we're in a recession tighten'em up!
7.) Obama sweat pants. Because when I'm lounging around the house, working out, or making a late night beer run I want my political leanings to cover my as*.
6.) Obama neck ties...because the business world will take you seriously if you have a picture of the President waving on your formal wear.
5.) Sugar Cookies with Obama's face airbrushed on them. I really hope his Presidency has better taste.
4.) Obama Orange Soda...In case you feel the need to burp hope and change.
3.) T-shirts...One with Obama playing DJ mixing records, another with Obama dunking a basketball on McCain, and a third with Obama standing over a knocked out John McCain Ali style. HILARIOUS!
2.) A black t-shirt with white lettering that said "I was here and you wasn't". It totally could be sold at any event because there was no time or date on it...weird.
1.) Obama air fresheners because as the street vendor put it "smells like Obama" and I've always wanted my car to smell like another man. WTF?!?
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